plastered cunt

When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"

Hey look at mikey he's had that much mushies and eccy's he's just a plastered cunt now.

by Azza1 January 22, 2015

Cunt

A cunt is a person who is a bitch/pussy

Eathan is a cunt

by Hunter mills April 18, 2020

cunt specialist

A person who concentrates and is highly skilled in dealing with total cunts.

Susan: I'm tired of dealing with Alice's bullshit, we should hire a cunt specialist to deal with people like her.

by 007dragon August 23, 2023

Cunt

To be so selfish, immature and abusive such as joshua.b.Wilson

Joshua.b.Wilson is the definition of cunt

by Bigbootyleon July 6, 2023

Cunt

Someone who steals memes.

"This cunt Stole my meme"

by hnmn April 25, 2020

cunt swab

1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.

2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.

Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?

Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.

Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.

Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.

Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.

by Fretboards of Fire June 28, 2010

cunt smack

the act of getting slapped by a “cunt”

The final movie of Spy Kids includes a young agent getting cunt smacked by a prostitute

by Pierce G, Nick C, Bryce B February 28, 2020