A Dirty Calvin is a person who is sweet and loving but he has a monster hiding in he's pants O.o when I say this I’m not joking like OoF- every guy would wish to have a pp like he’s xd.
by Pure stupidity April 18, 2020
Get the Dirty Calvinmug. A Dirty Dasha is a term used to describe the act of inserting various types of foliage into ones anus.
We could’ve used the last of those twigs to roast the marshmallows, but wee Janice did a dirty Dasha with the last of the birch bits.
by Gatesy Floyd June 8, 2019
Get the Dirty Dashamug. John:Damn man, Look at all these roaches we got.
Dave:Let's roll ourselves some Dirty Joints.
John:LET'S DO IT!
Dave:Let's roll ourselves some Dirty Joints.
John:LET'S DO IT!
by Sir.Davey October 21, 2010
Get the Dirty Jointmug. When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra
Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg
by Brosephene April 2, 2020
Get the Dirty Jonothanmug. When you go to the produce section at a supermarket, find the ripest, softest banana, stuff it , unpeeled, into your girlfriend's pussy, and eat out the soft remains of the banana from inside of her.
by SeamaldoesDefinitions April 14, 2020
Get the dirty gailmug. When your having sex with a significant other. when your cat comes in unannounced. and you start having sex with your cat and make your significant other sleep on the couch.
by chupamipito January 25, 2011
Get the Dirty Grenkomug. by The Great E-Dog January 21, 2010
Get the Dirty Veganmug.