Busted Out Butthole Syndrome

(n.) Abbreviated B.O.B.S., is a prolapsed rectum, usually associated with to many objects being inserted into one's rectum or entirely too much anal sex, resulting in a weakening of the sphincter muscles and the last few inches of the sygmoid colon hanging out of the afflicted's anus. A very unfortunate condition, indeed.

I had the unfortunate misfortune to shower with Randy at the gym. I couldn't believe he has Busted Out Butthole Syndrome. I swore it was a tail at first, but, much to my horror, it was the last six inches of his colon. Disgusting!

by Blenderhead1991 June 10, 2009

Disney Channel Singer Syndrome

When Disney tries to make an actor from one of their TV shows a popular singer by drowning their voice in autotune and giving them stupidly simple, generic lyrics to sing backed by forgettable, horrible instrumentals. Most of the time these efforts fail spectacularly and the victims are dumped by the company shortly after. Notable victims include Ross Lynch, Chyna Anne McClain, and Zendaya. The only survivor: Selena Gomez, who has had 11 top 40 hits, 5 of them hitting the top 10. Unfortunately, most of these songs suck.

Girl 1: "Have you heard Bella Thorne's new single, 'TTYLXOX'?

Girl 2: "No way, she suffers from Disney Channel Singer Syndrome."

by Arboretum July 16, 2016

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.

Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.

by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019

Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome

the illness that causes seemingly normal girls burst out in inconsolable tears for unfathomable reasons. At least one girl in every circle of friends is stricken by this disease. They are commonly found at frat parties, bars, and especially weddings.

Bro 1: Bro can you introduce to that girl?
Bro 2: Naw dude she has Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome you don't want to be stuck with her when that time bomb goes off.
Bro 1: what about her?
Bro 2: she's got the clap
Bro 1: I am going in

by Fratstar Chiver August 20, 2012

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

New York City Syndrome

The tendency of a New York City resident to only judge other cities by how they compare to New York. By living in the largest grid city in their country, other cities, in comparison, seem small, spread out, slow-paced, too quiet, poorly planned, or just not like cities at all.

Friend: "So how do you like Boston so far?"
NYC Resident: "It's a quaint town, but I'm not a fan, it's just an older, smaller, less-populated NYC."
Friend: "Dude you've been living in Manhattan for five months, you can't have New York City Syndrome already."

Friend: "Look at this instagram video of Shinjuku, Tokyo, the streets look so calm and narrow with little shops and ramen places scattered around. I wanna visit so badly."
NYC Resident: "Aww yeah! It's like a tiny little New York. A cute mini city!"
Friend: "Bro Toyko is the largest city in the world, can you quit it with the condescending NYC Syndrome?"

by Mametchi January 8, 2023

Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome

An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.

Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.

by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022