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Original Cock Monster

Somebody who is a true, grade 'A' dickhead. This is the type of person that'll ruin your day if you even look at them. You usually see these types of people bitching and complaining about actions people have done to them throughout the day.
Original Cock Monster - "Oh my goodness! Yet again Eric has to go ahead and ruin my day. He throws paper balls at me and everything! I don't even want to go near him!"

Friend of OCM - "Goodness dude! Stop being such an original cock monster, you're just as bad as Eric is!"
by Seiko The Neko May 1, 2015
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Cock meat sandwich

The exact meal that is given out at Guantanamo Bay in the second Harold & Kumar movie.
Big Bob: You boys ready for your cock meat sandwich?
Harold : No.
Bib Bob: You better get hungry real fast, because I've got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for ya.
by Anonymous reality June 10, 2015
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Venezuelan Cock Thrust

During intercourse with a left-wing/socialist female, the act of quoting Venezuela's former President, Hugo Chavez, in order to arouse the female. For better results, wearing a red beret and military boots is highly encouraged. Doggy-style is a must.
-"She wasn't too much into me, but I applied a Venezuelan Cock Thrust and she fucked me like she was fucking Chavez himself".

-"I pulled a Venezuelan Cock Thrust on the Bernie Sanders supporter last night... Worked like a charm".
by youreallydon'twanttoknow January 22, 2016
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Cleveland cock gobbler

The act in which one can seemingly effortlessly fully swallow down a cock deepthroat while simultaneously flutter there throat while rolling there tongue producing a sound to that of a gobbling turkey
Sarah was known around town as the best Cleveland cock gobbler.
by Jnasty praise money June 12, 2018
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shadow cock jutsu

shadow cock jutsu is a specialized jutsu in intercourse where any shadow is turned into a cock shaped shadow and posses the same ability as a normal penis.
"SHADOW COCK JUTSU" says shikamru after thrusting his 11 inch shadow cock in Temari's clumpy pussy
by FuckuYouapussyassbitch November 23, 2019
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Cock and Ball Torture

by stupid...stupiid August 2, 2019
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a huge fat cock

example: did you hear tom has a huge fat cock
by _i_am_god_ April 28, 2017
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