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CUNTED

when you’re absolutely fucked, completely shit faced, you’re just so fucking cunted that you tweetus deletus
Swaggersouls said: *it's 5am and I'm absolutely cunted*
by sunromantic March 23, 2019
mugGet the CUNTEDmug.

corps storage cunt slam

When you're in high school, dating the head of inventory for JROTC and get absolutely railed in the supply closet on top of the uniforms for the entire school.
Jesus Christ, check getting the corps storage cunt slam off my bucket list
by RodJammerMS February 5, 2024
mugGet the corps storage cunt slammug.

Cunt

Why the fuck you searching it up you Dan we’ll know what it means
by Big pp boyyy October 2, 2019
mugGet the Cuntmug.

CUNT

A vulgar & derogatory term for the female genitalia and most commonly used only while speaking in anger inside the USA unless your at a Miley Cyrus concert where her CUNT is on full display front & center, on stage and sometimes even engaged in a live (un-permitted and thus illegal in all 50 states) sex act.

Inside the U.K. the word is used as just another term for the female genitalia (although not considered nearly as rude & vulgar as it is inside the U.S.) In the often used quite differently in the U.K., in fact it’s frequently used as a term of endearment amongst top mates.
USA: I’m sick & tired of hearing you nag me you freaking CUNT!!
( or)
Can you believe she’s actually flashing her CUNT on stage!?!

U.K. Any of you cunts wanna goto grab a pint at the Pub?…
by tECHNOtODD April 30, 2022
mugGet the CUNTmug.

Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are
Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys
by Bobross4l1fe November 20, 2021
mugGet the Cunt monkeymug.

cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)
man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon
by salviesez May 10, 2021
mugGet the cunt with a spoonmug.

Dry wall cunt

A women that is such a cunt that her super cunt powers can make a man put his fist threw a wall destroying the drywall...
Jeez, that Kirsten sure is a dry wall cunt.. better look out! She's such a bitch. Fuck that dry wall cunt!
by Dr wankinyoureye May 29, 2021
mugGet the Dry wall cuntmug.

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