Baby Mama

White ladies named Jennah who get knocked up and expect a wedding and family then get progressively crazy when they realize that’s not what’s happening so they continue to make your life miserable and stressful until you either give up and marry her or you just become miserable and stressed as intended or both

when your baby mama finally moves on and gets a boyfriend but now she’s being shady and causing baby mama drama on Easter.

by @dont@me@ April 13, 2020

Baby Mama

White ladies named Jennah who get knocked up and expect a wedding and family then get progressively crazy when they realize that’s not what’s happening so they continue to make your life miserable and stressful until you either give up and marry her or you just become miserable and stressed as intended or both

When your baby mama finally moves on and finds a boyfriend but now she’s being shady and causing baby mama drama on Easter.

by @dont@me@ April 13, 2020

baby

Someone that has a weak/nonexistent emotional strength and cries all the time

—Milky is suchb a crybaby

by Digi_blue April 15, 2020

dirty baby

WHEN A DEAD FISH POOPS INSIDE UR VAGINA, THEN U GET PREGENANTE AND GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR MOM AND THEN UNIVERSE COLLAPSES

my mom pulled a dirty baby on me!

by h0esome April 15, 2020

baby blanket feelings

An emotion of when you want to let go or forget something/someone but you don’t want to and it’s never going to stop being a memorable part of your life

I have baby blanket feelings about my ex best friend Louisa

by happilysadperson April 15, 2020

Baby back syndrome

Baby back syndrome is when you are unable or unwilling to get out of bed.

Peter: "Kyle why were you late for class?"
Kyle: "ya know, just had baby back syndrome

by Yeet so hard April 16, 2020

Ice age baby dad

A tall guy with a broad nose and body type with a dark brown bob cut from the first ice age movie

Wow Cailan looks like the ice age baby dad

by Feetus yeetus April 19, 2020