Alice black is the most famous person on the planet that will usually be wet all the time, she will sleep the same time you are awake and will always want to be with you no matter what. She will love you indefinitely until the end of time and if you loose her you will never find happiness ever again
Person 1: "I saw a really pretty girl today but she was dripping"
Person 2: "She must be Alice Black"
Person 1: "Woah shes so famous"
Person 2: "She must be Alice Black"
Person 1: "Woah shes so famous"
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Get the Apple Picking in the Black Forest mug.It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.
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Get the Black Eyed P. mug.A common vehicle used to fool people into thinking the car is their "uber driver" and kidnapping them.
Investigator: Alright tell me the story again.
Victim: Im scared man im really scared..... I-I--I got in The Black Sudan and h-he said h-hh-he was my uber drive b-but the next thing im know Im in an abandoned warehouse in the middle of the woods all chained up!
Victim: Im scared man im really scared..... I-I--I got in The Black Sudan and h-he said h-hh-he was my uber drive b-but the next thing im know Im in an abandoned warehouse in the middle of the woods all chained up!
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Get the The Black Sudan mug.Like a "Black Sawn Event" but way less significant. When something seemingly nice turns straight negative, in an unexpected way, or in a scale or manner that is unanticipated.
"Hey, this summer rain is really nice... I wonder how long it will last..." Check weather... "Oh no, there is a flash flood and tornado warning that was just issued! This is a real Black Duck Event."
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Get the Black Duck Event mug.Captain Black is a Historical Captain along the Gulf Coast of Florida. He has long been known as a shark fisherman who prefers hand to shark combat to subdue them as he believes it is cowardly to just shoot them. Most people have heard stories about Captain Black as a 7 year old rowing out an old canoe he found discarded. It had a large hole the size of a five gallon bucket in it and he patched it with cardboard and a piece of wood he screwed thru the bottom of the boat. The screws would stick thru the bottom and he would sometimes step on them if he was not careful. He was often found offshore fishing having rowed many miles from land and offered a tow back to shore by the charter fishermen. One of the Captains would throw a rope off the back of the boat for him to hold onto as there was no place to tie it off. He would proudly show his catch to the passengers on the boat as they gazed over the back of the boat wondering why a kid so young would be out that far into the open water on such a small boat. To this day Captain Black can be seen fishing the waters of the Gulf of Mexico.
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