The Purple Shirt of Sex

The seductively deep purple shirt that adorns the ever so beautiful torso of Sherlock Holmes ; renowned for sending all who gaze upon it into the throes of blind lust regardless of gender or sexual orientation; a potent aphrodisiac.

It's first appearance is in "The Great Game", the third episode of BBC's "Sherlock" starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.

"Please, just one button pop off, at least one...or two..." - A cumberbitch on the purple shirt of sex

by Irene A. (ConfettiJessie) April 19, 2011

Registered sex offender

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.

News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"

by Enter Username Here June 3, 2015

mandatory sex party

A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road.

Allie: So, how was your costume party last night?
Roger: It turned out to be a mandatory sex party.
Duncan: Those actually exist???

by Alliestalker October 14, 2009

Ape Sex Legends

A free to play battle royale game released in 2018. Ape Sex Legends is a huge rival to Gaynite. The game was developed and created by the same people who created Titanfall (or as some people like to call it "Tityfall"), and is has more LGBT members than I thought, like Gibraltar, who is gay, and Bloodhound who is non-binary.

*Hey man, wanna play some Ape Sex Legends?
*Sure man, I'll get on and tape those apes

by GamersGonaGame April 17, 2019

Sloppy Pizza Sex

Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.

Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*

Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.

*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.

by ch33kz April 7, 2015

Vaping after sex

Vaping after sex is when you vape an electronic cigarette after sex. It's the best vape you can ever have. It can either be a nicotine vape (such as juul), or an arecoline vape.

Tyler: That was great sex, Kimberly!
Kimberly: Yeah, same here!

Tyler: *vapes juul with arecoline pod in it.

Tyler: Vaping after sex is fun. This arecoline is the best after sex! Best vape ever!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023

flip flop sex

two gay men having anal sex with one another during the same sexual encounter, in which they both take turns being 'top' and 'bottom' with eachother, before cumming.

this is not to be confused with being 'versitile', because versitile men can top or bottom depending on their mood. if they do both in the same night, with the same partner, and the partner is doing the same with him, that is a flip flop.

"i flip flopped with that guy for hours, until we both came on eachother! i love flip flop sex"

by peopie July 7, 2008