One-Dimensional

Sonny Alsante’s basketball skill

The one-dimensional play-style of Sonny Alsante sells us every game we could have won

by Px98AVh666 March 13, 2023

I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly

See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021

One hour plower

The opposite of a One Pump Chump. This guy can go forever. Multiple orgasms to be expected by the woman

If you're looking for a good, long fuck, call Charlie. He's a One Hour Plower!

by hyawkus July 7, 2016

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025

The One™️

The mythical concept that there is exactly one person on the entire planet out there who will make you happy and that you're destined to end up together forever.

Encourages people to stay in bad relationships because they think love is a one-time thing and expect all of their emotional needs to be fulfilled by one person. Also conditions people to think they're not complete on their own.

Person 1: "I'm actually happy being single."
Person 2: "Oh, don't be ridiculous! You'll change your mind when you find The One™️!"

by knoife wielder February 3, 2022

One direction

A band that said they where going to come back in 18 MONTHS and now it’s been 6years😀

“See you in 18 months babe”………….. “hey you okay it’s been 6 years🤨”

One direction

by Aisisjdidjxidn September 15, 2021

bunging one on

Going out with the intention of having a huge one

Danny: “What are you fellas up to tonight?”
Martin: “We just ripped down to the bottle-o and grabbed a couple cartons of jack and some nose beers and we are fucking ‘bunging one on’”

by Deerrrhhhh August 31, 2018