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SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE A COCK OR PENIS ON THEIR FACE BUT ALSO AT THE SAME TIME LOOKS LIKE A GREMLIN FROM STEVEN SPELBURGS CLASSIC MOVIE, "THE GREMLINS. " SO BASICALLY IT MEANS THE PERSON IS UGLY AS SHIT !!!!!
SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE A COCK OR PENIS ON THEIR FACE BUT ALSO AT THE SAME TIME LOOKS LIKE A GREMLIN FROM STEVEN SPELBURGS CLASSIC MOVIE, "THE GREMLINS. " SO BASICALLY IT MEANS THE PERSON IS UGLY AS SHIT !!!!!
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Emperor: what? What do you mean? it just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago
Person 1: my emperor I am talking about the city rome,not your pet cock "rome". news has arrived that alaic has sacked the city.
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Emperor: what? What do you mean? it just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago
Person 1: my emperor I am talking about the city rome,not your pet cock "rome". news has arrived that alaic has sacked the city.
Emperor: Thank god! You had me worried for a moment there. how would I live without my dearest cock in this cruel world
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Ian: Oh he gave us the old Serbian Cock Watch to try and tell us the time.
Ian: Oh he gave us the old Serbian Cock Watch to try and tell us the time.
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2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)
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Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
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