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Mad cunt

The acquired ability to act in a way that defies logic or normality to the general public, yet is revered to close mates who understand its profound reverence for which the term is endeared.
As the boys watched in plain view from the adjacent balcony, Jimmy strolled out into the sun, dick swinging in the wind and a look of intense focus.

After sparking up a fat one, he bent her over in full view, glistening in the morning sun and proceeded to snort a massive line from the crack or her arse.

Clearly with no disregard for himself or her, but was quietly impressed whith himself on how well his Saturday night had fared, as his grin spread from ear to ear. Jono, still awake with the rest of the boys and watching the show in full swing as Jimmy pressed his claim, said Jesus, he’s a mad cunt! Then said to the boys in tow, leta cut mad cunts, fire up cunts it’s time to chase some pussy.
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
mugGet the Mad cuntmug.

cunt cobbler

One who cobbles on that cunt (eating that pussy like a champ)
That cunt cobbler really made me ow my wad
by The cock whisper77 May 4, 2020
mugGet the cunt cobblermug.

Closet Cunt

A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.
I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.
by Redh00d4 November 11, 2019
mugGet the Closet Cuntmug.

Cunt

What a cunt. He must be joe heeney.
by Joes a cunt November 30, 2022
mugGet the Cuntmug.

Cunt Nugget

A Funny insult or just a nugget made out of Cunts
My guy, you're literally a cunt nugget
by Cuntnuggetcreator May 25, 2021
mugGet the Cunt Nuggetmug.

Cunt-Cicle

A woman who is such a fucking bitch and so cold, that she can freeze the cock off of any man.
Shut up you fucking cunt-cicle!
by Venomous Grammar Nazi July 7, 2019
mugGet the Cunt-Ciclemug.

Cunt hair

Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes
That picture on the wall is crooked, move it a cunt hair to the left
by brytor March 16, 2021
mugGet the Cunt hairmug.

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