Shit Shift

After you take a dump and you press the flush handle but not long enough so the shit just moves but never gets flushed.
Jack: Dude that bathroom is horrible!

You: Yea I know its so horrible I think I just left a shit shift because the toilet and bathroom was just that bad.
by pinzilla619 December 02, 2009
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pissed the shit

An expression to be used when one it extremely upset at a situation and/or person.
Today my boss totally "pissed the shit" out of me .
by takethat. January 25, 2010
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shit's Skittles

Another way of calling someone a candy ass. A way to imply that said person defecates the hard candy brand Skittles.
That guy collect's small stuffed animals. I wonder if he shit's skittles as well.
by Walker10,000 May 09, 2008
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Shit Sleeve

When it's cold outside and you gotta go lay some cable, and when you finish and wipe that shit up the sleeve of the sweater your moms knitted you gets some unwanted secondary ass wiping action.
Dude 1: Dude, I just hung one out and when I was wiping my turd cutter things got messy... check out my Shit Sleeve!

Dude 2: Dude, that's nasty, change that shit out and let's go get some tacos.
by ritchie3fingers June 04, 2010
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shed shit

Stuff you do behind a shed; esp. eating a girl out, pissing, and laughing at people eating a girl out.
Man, that one kid tries to say he doesn't like blow jobs cuz they are nasty, but he shouldn't be judging after that shed shit.
by Abe Nugent October 23, 2007
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sham shit

A shit taken at work, to get out of actually doing any work.
Ah damnit, Joe's off takin' another sham shit when we need to be unloading this truck.
by Michael\\ April 26, 2003
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