cock n block

when you send a picture of a penis before blocking someone

ughh don't want to talk to this girl anymore, i'm gonna cock n block her.

by linkø January 31, 2020

fat cock Tony

An Italian guy with big dick energy

Hey fat cock Tony save some pussy for the rest of us!

by Codells December 25, 2022

Mormon Cock Block

Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon

I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore

by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

All roach and no cock

Phrase: Somebody who you would compare to a roach. Someone who never stands up for himself/herself -- a pussy.

Ricky: "Bro you look like a Cleveland Steamer had dried out after a storm."
Bobby: "I know."
Ricky: "You're not gonna defend yourself?"
Bobby: "No."
Ricky: "Man you're all roach and no cock."

by Squiddy_D October 18, 2020

SMEGMA COCK CHEESE

The sandwich filler Bruno Powroznik uses.

Bruno Powroznik: SMEGMA COCK CHEESE x5

by dum bo June 6, 2020

Atomic Cock Syndrome

A physical disorder or syndrome in which a phallus-having male has orgasms that grow in magnitude and force with every ejaculation. (It's often referred to as ATC.) In most cases, the male's penis eventually becomes supersized, weighing and abundant amount - much more than the normal human spinal cord is capable of supporting. With every ejaculation, he disperses a giant stream of molten, radioactive semen. It is normally more powerful than the force of Old Faithful. This process is fatally damaging to the male, causing him to be drained and dehydrated of 98% of his bodily fluids with each orgasm. Currently, the only "cure" for ATC is, well, death.

"Aw, did you hear about that poor girl on the evening news?! Her dis-mangled corpse was found in the middle of the interstate! The medical services spent two hours recollecting her body parts. They said that what little there was left of her was solidified in cum, and this was apparently after it melted most of her body. They're calling her ground zero for something called "Atomic Cock Syndrome"."

by negro_bert August 29, 2016

cock butter jamcicle

A creamy frozen sweet summertime treat made of cock butter jammed with goodness on a stick.

Boy, it's hot! I sure wish I had a cock butter jamcicle to cool me off! Those hit the spot.

by Rhondi420 December 13, 2019