Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

t-bag

in gaming, t-bagging is when u die u and are knocked and said person who knocked u comes up to u before finishing u, and they crouch crouch and un crouch repetedly, their fore rubbing der grubby,swetty balls on ur corps.

t-bagging,ooh look i knocked somone. ima go t bag em so i can rub my sweatty ass balls on da bluddy cunts face.

by the cod nerd definer June 14, 2022

Bag and Tagger

A person who you would probably get intimate with if you could gag them so they couldn't speak and put a paper bag over their head.

John:"God Sarah Jessica Parker has a nice body, but she's fugly."
Mark: "She's a Bag and Tagger."

by blaynmendez June 27, 2010

hoe bag

Someone who is mean, self-centred and all about themselves; uncaring about how their actions, drunk or otherwise, might effect other people. Making someone else's grief all about them, then tying this behaviour up in one big discernible behavioural bag and carrying it around wherever they go - i.e, their hoe bag.

She doesn't even care about Barb, she's making this all about herself. She's such a hoe bag.

by partyringtom November 11, 2017

Hetero-bag

A term my sleep deprived brain made up, meaning a heterosexual person who is like a trash bag. Used when a heterosexual is being homophobic, transphobic ect. Not to be confused with calling all heterosexuals trash.

"Omg. (Insert name) called me a f***ot. He is such a Hetero-bag."

by Liliow August 14, 2020

Wet bag

An insult to chance sutton

"Tessa brooks, chanise is such a shallow wet bag how can he do that to tessa"

by Wahtttttttttttt July 31, 2017

Speed Bag the Pickle

Act of male masterbation

Looking at those big tits makes me want to speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025