Whore bag

Go pick up your whore bag

Yo you forgot your whore bag

by Greenmiller January 23, 2022

Air bagging syndrome

The habit of taking action prematurely to protect ones feelings.

"Did you hear that she dumped her boyfriend?"
"Yeah but it's not her fault she has air bagging syndrome."

by Spicy orange gals July 13, 2017

Bag in milk

An Instagram memes that make no sense

There's a pitbull in my bag in milk

by MetroGamezHD June 7, 2018

V-Bag

V-bagging is when a mysterious and surprising vagina appears on your face while asleep. Some V-bags are so sneaky, you will not know of it until you receive a random text of a photo while nursing your next-day-hangover.

"Dave's snoring is so bad that if I am ever going to get some beauty sleep, I must V-bag him in order to stop it!"

by Chad Michael Hugill January 1, 2014

fag bag

a brown paper sandwich bag wiht feces, vomit, cum and piss inside, preferably shaken up and then used to brutally beat and subsequently kill a person.

hey bro, lets fag bag that girl

by 1234abduljahesh1234 February 15, 2021

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

Bagged Lunch

When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.

Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"

by Koogai February 19, 2020