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go fuck a cactus

When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man
Guy: ur a bitch

You: Oh go fuck a cactus
by alex.me March 24, 2021
mugGet the go fuck a cactusmug.

Pokemon Go

Another game that only wastes your time and makes you compete with others and just brag how good you are but you're actually a person who got only one magikarp
and I just Hey, I was playing POKEMON GO and just caught a cubone
by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017
mugGet the Pokemon Gomug.

go find jesus

When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.
Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*
by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025
mugGet the go find jesusmug.

Go birds

A mating call used by gay men to announce their homosexuality
I really like that man’s turd cutter, go birds!
by Alphabetsoup2848 September 28, 2025
mugGet the Go birdsmug.
Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.
Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)

(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)
by kasdnlasn May 2, 2023
mugGet the Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.mug.
A song by rock band Panic! at the Disco. It is awesome and I could listen to it all day?

It was used in the Smurfs movie for some reason.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard the song Ready To Go (get me out of my mind).
Guy 2: Yes it is awesome
Guy 1: Woooo
by Dat256Guy March 28, 2019
mugGet the Ready to Go (Get Me Out of My Mind)mug.

go eat rocks

(offensive) what you say to someone who is not only very politically opinionated, and not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, but also arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well.
son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?

son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
by Sexydimma May 7, 2013
mugGet the go eat rocksmug.

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