Cerebral Cock Punch

A cock punch to the mind. Bewilderment etc....

Dude! I just saw David Copperfield's show and one of his tricks was a Cerebral Cock Punch!

by Deth Driver August 19, 2012

Sam's Cock Sauce

This is Sriracha sauce mixed with ranch dressing, approx. 40% Sriracha and 60% ranch. The most awesome sauce you can put on pizza and other foods.

"Hey can you pass me the Sam's Cock Sauce?"

by GVLOPEZ March 23, 2011

Cock & Ball Torture

A phrase used in any scenario in which fun is related.

-Alejandro: Was the park fun babe?
-Guillermo: Yeah! It was some real Cock & Ball Torture

by Avrg_Dick_Baby March 3, 2023

Mongolian Cock Knot

The act of three burly men scissoring

Saw these guys having quite the Mongolian Cock Knot on the steps of the White house lawn the other day.

by FunterTundle February 14, 2023

Chocolate Covered Cock

"Chocolate Covered Cock" is when you dip a cock in shit and it gets covered in shit.

Hey Danica We Should Do Chocolate Covered Cock!

by ChocolateCoveredCockMaster October 8, 2021

pet cock "rome"

Last roman emperors pet rooster who he loved dearly

Person 1: my emperor I'm afraid rome has perished.

Emperor: what? What do you mean? it just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago

Person 1: my emperor I am talking about the city rome,not your pet cock "rome". news has arrived that alaic has sacked the city.

Emperor: Thank god! You had me worried for a moment there. how would I live without my dearest cock in this cruel world

by Sussy imposter gay balls October 9, 2021

Serbian Cock Watch

When you're drunk with the homies and proceed to whip your own cock out and wrap it around your own wrist. Usually occurs after many shots of rakija.

Brandon: Hey Ian, what did you guys do at Milans last night?
Ian: Oh he gave us the old Serbian Cock Watch to try and tell us the time.

by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021