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bag troll

A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.
Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.
by Abendego July 29, 2014
mugGet the bag trollmug.

Meat-Bag

Gaming term used for a teammate whose main skill is to lure enemy forces out to better the team. One who doesn't have the best K/D spread, but is crucial in that he puts the need of the team in front of his own personal gain that normally results in death
-a sacrifice that benefits the team
"Don't worry guys, I will meat-bag to bring the other guys out from hiding."
"Alright guys.... This is it for me, my last ride... It is time to meat-bag for my bros"
by Steve813 March 14, 2015
mugGet the Meat-Bagmug.

banana bag

It's not a bum bag mate, it's a banana bag.
by eusouoperigo December 25, 2023
mugGet the banana bagmug.

Burn Bag

A complete and utterly useless person, an asshat.
That second class on the midwatch is fucking burn bag.
by botch casually February 20, 2015
mugGet the Burn Bagmug.

twin bag

by EL2324 March 7, 2024
mugGet the twin bagmug.

snap your bag

Snap your bag dude we are going to be late for work!
by PLANTAINBONER May 31, 2020
mugGet the snap your bagmug.

Bag of Donuts

A name given to a non-Italian that had been accepted or become an honorary Italian-American (Canadian) because of his ability to appreciate and demonstrate practical knowledge of the culture. A complimentary version of mungie-cake.
Hey, who made this risotto?! It’s unbelievable! That was Joey Bag Of donuts.

Hey, be careful what you say to Joey Bag of Donuts. He doesn’t fuck around
by Snare guy October 31, 2019
mugGet the Bag of Donutsmug.

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