One Way Elevator

Euphemism for arsehole or anus

James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful

by Ooshmate January 19, 2022

Done one

Executed an action

I heard she ' done one ' on him.
Joe suddenly done one, and was gone.

by sipsipsoodo July 17, 2013

One for the road

1) One last drink before you head home.

2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.

3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.

2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"

Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".

by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025

The one

The person who you know.
The person that you fall in love with.
Who you are the whole-hearted to.
The funny one.
The smart one.
The one that could always cheer you up.

Friend 1: *stares into the distance*

Friend 2: Man, she's the one.
Friend 3: Lay off boy! She's MINE.

by VictorIsAwesome January 11, 2019

Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

base one

kissing someone on the lips, in lead up to second base.

"YES!!!!!! i made it to base one with Pamela!!!"

"I can't believe Jimmy made it to base one with Mary before i did!"

by Mags Skecthy September 8, 2017

One man chillage

Being male and single.

Not long til I'm fighting them off with a really cool stick. So, I'm gonna enjoy living this 'one man chillage' for a while...

by Budben1 April 13, 2011