a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"
The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.
by mandingoe June 06, 2004
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man, u stole money from yo mama, you out chere head first no rubba.
by ieshia January 14, 2008
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Nappy head ass nigga shit

A Single/group of African American’s going out after a long day/week of getting money, just wanting to have fun or unwind by having a few drinks and/or whistling at physically fit white women!!!
“Man it’s the weekend I’m bout to hit the bar and do all kinds of nappy head ass nigga shit

“Its fucking nice outside today bro let’s get on some Nappy head ass nigga shit

“Girl come get me this nigga think I’m just fina let him do Nappy head ass nigga shit in peace....WRONG!!! I’m fina pop up like a damn jack in the box”
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A way of telling someone they are wrong, or declaring a conversation over.

Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"

Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.

Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."
Person 1: So, I saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.
by Dongles "The Shovel" Hungry January 08, 2011
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I'm gonna blow your head off

the spookiest threat
robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*
by fuck off m8 ya scrub July 12, 2018
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