atheist witness

a person who doesnt believe in any religion or celebrate any type holiday that means Christmas Halloween Columbus Day 4th of July Black Friday Etc. must follow the orders of the Young Pretty gxd (YPG)

"Tom: hey dude come to this Christmas party with me.
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"

"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"

by YxungPrettyGxd December 23, 2013

WIT

Acronym for where I’m at

Someone: I don’t want to go anymore.
Me: Ok yk WIT (where I’m at)

by Chocokrispy July 3, 2022

gebrovah's witness

One who lives by the bro code, and persistently shoves the bro code down people's throats, mainly his/her close friends. Eventually crosses the line of douchebaggery.

One friend was concerned about the other about losing him to his girlfriend. Not expressing much tactfulness, he dropped the phrase "bros before hoes."

The following status was found on said friend's Facebook timeline:
"I respect those who look out for me, but when you shove the bro code down my fucking throat like you're a gebrovah's witness, that's past where I draw the line. "Bros before hoes..." kindly eat a bag of dicks."

by PyGuy March 13, 2014

Dom wit the 12

"Dom wit the 12" is another way of saying a cannabis dealer is about to deliver 12 grams of high quality weed to your house

Person #1: are you telling me we ain't gettin that dom wit the 12?
Person #2: no, I think we just lost our 100 bucks.
Person #1: bummer.

by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021

Jehovas witness

Jehovas witness arent People who need to live a little.. they need to stop living a little. They are the ones who create peaceful enviorments and Keep Things balanced. They are brave and kind, not annoying! Very respected For their approach to everything in life despite being hated. This is not for the weak.

Yes mr Jehovas witness i do have time for you

by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023

Witnessing

When a blind guy uses his white stick to cane you for erotic purposes

That massage therapist also does witnessing for a bit extra.

by Lilpaws January 5, 2025

motha wits

you don't have your mother with you. You are on your own.
It'allso called mother wits.

Billy has motha wits. He can sirvive on his on.

by Goldrocket4321 July 31, 2006