Witnessing

When a blind guy uses his white stick to cane you for erotic purposes
That massage therapist also does witnessing for a bit extra.
by Lilpaws January 5, 2025
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Jehovas witness

Jehovas witness arent People who need to live a little.. they need to stop living a little. They are the ones who create peaceful enviorments and Keep Things balanced. They are brave and kind, not annoying! Very respected For their approach to everything in life despite being hated. This is not for the weak.
Yes mr Jehovas witness i do have time for you
by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023
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youtube wit

Comment witticisms that quickly move to the top of the Youtube comment section, because of sheer hilarity or cleverness.

These were often kept at the top with the 'The Most Liked Comments'.

Despite youtube removing the feature and as well the dislike button (as of 2016). The youtube wit is a staple of the site.
"Video of women screeching in place a singing, with no discernible lyrics"
John Smith - ''I like how they need sheet music for this ' +86

Gamerdude2 - "this is the Youtube wit."

The youtube comment section is raw and unadulterated and that is what allows the youtube wit to flourish.
by Cacciaguida September 6, 2016
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Piss Wit

is when you want to piss on someone with your wit
by Bobthecat323 August 18, 2020
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Jehova witness

A bunch of christian religious freaks that go around knocking on people's doors, even if the people that they visit are jewish (They mostly visit people of another religion just to tell them that their religion is wrong)
DING DONG!.............(walks up to the door, and opens it) Jehova witness people: hello, we are Jehova's witness and_ jewish person: sorry, I am jewish, and I don't talk to religious freaks, bye! (slams the door!)
by starwarsfan123 February 19, 2018
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So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch
Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!
by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022
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