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CTD Unit

A measurement of time in units of the length of "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies. One CTD Unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.
"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."

"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"

"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."

Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."

"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
by Nolink January 30, 2017
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p-units

Abbreviation for parental units, or more simply put, parents.
I'm going shopping with my p-units so I don't have to spend my own money.
by Meli Jet February 28, 2011
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Drogheda United

The second biggest football team in Louth, in the shadow of irish giants, Dundalk FC. There fans are big into inbred and they just love having sexual intercourse with their family. They like to pretend that their club is relevant by joining in football conversations with "drogheda clear 💜💙" this information is of course never actually true.
Person 1: Hai have you seen drogheda united recently?

Person 2: ye bro their awful their football is depressing
by dfc.editzz April 26, 2023
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Unit-body

When an orgy occurs and everyone ends up on the same bed having intersecting sex with all participating couples. You become one, unit-body.
Let's all fuck so hard and transform into a unit-body!
by kneejuice October 22, 2019
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Head Unit

the brains of a car sound system and serves as the input for your music sources, works better when you connect up a few amplifiers and subwoofers to crank the volume and bass to make everyone else hate you and to get girls attention by driving by with it at max volume and if you have a over powerd sound system in ur car you will be the coolest kid in school and you can make your friends jealous of you, car sound systems are fucking rad.
spoiled teenager girl with unlimited mobile data: have you heard of the radical dude with his op car stereo
other spoiled teenager girl with unlimited mobile data: and he has a radical head unit connected up to amps

Radical Dude with op car stereo: walks past drinking red bull
by Elevators115 June 1, 2021
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United States

The US is the shittiest country. It’s so fucking racist and full of misogynistic white men. A lot of people around the world come here but it shouldn’t feel special because they only come here for opportunities, although it’s not a big deal I have a country but apparently people think it’s the best even though it sucks ass! Americans are so full of themselves and that racism shit OH NO!!! They don’t even season their food like how can you be so proud eating bland ass shit? There’s no way to sugarcoat it it’s a dumb fucking country and the colonizers are just feeling themselves a lil too much. They culture appropriate other cultures and they’re always so on edge to just change themselves and just act like they’re from this country or they’re black so they can say the N-word. They’re so welcome to do Asian fishing, black fishing, literally disrespect other countries cultures and they don’t even have one. so fucking rude smh
(American)Josh: Oh im from the United States
(French)Charlotte: I’m so sorry
by Incoccnito June 21, 2021
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Pokémon Unite

fucking bullshit game every time i move i get cc by some fucking jewish child who hurts m0y soul emotionally especially luicario mains being fucking prickks being pieces of shit and fucking cunt bags of human beings id rather have aids not gonna lie. also dont get me started on the team balance there all dick heads and are shit at this game. i puke seeing there gameplay. 1v1 me ctptemh u piece of ugly shit ill bang your mother. Oh and fuck gengar players fuck you all. im talking to you onetwo u ugly non touching grass bitch boy maidenless loser. and even the shit teamates who are so bad and are cancer patients whos final wish was to throw a pokemon unite game. also people who dont use there unite move have hemmoroids. fuck greedent
by Buff Garchomp September 5, 2022
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