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Hobbema holy twist

Put on your catholic priest robe

Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door
I love going to the reserve to get a hobbema holy twist
by Twist his dick November 21, 2023
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Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022
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coocoon twist

when an individual preferably male holds and twist the coocoon (vagina)of a female.
suck my cal before i give you a coocoon twist.
by cal_juice November 24, 2022
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Twist Twist Glug Glug

Another name for a blowjob where the hands are also used in a twisting motion used by northerners in England
The other day I was with this bird and she gave me the good ol’ twist twist Glug Glug.”
by Craigdavis August 9, 2018
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Shuffle Twist 3000

This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.
Dude, Alexis gave me the best Shuffle Twist 3000 job of my life last night!
by FuckAndSuck November 27, 2019
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Twist a Bowl

When a girl tells a guy she inconspicuously likes having threesomes with men.
Susan really wanted to twist a bowl after the sun went down.
by Hehe 69 November 18, 2019
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Peach twist

Licking his ass while reaching around and jerking him off
It’d be great day for a peach twist!
by Family guy hank December 24, 2023
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