Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.

Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?

by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018

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Fisty-nine

It's a 69, but where you fist each other.

Billy and I fisty-nine'd each other so hard, I couldn't feel my prostate for days.

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Nine

An algebralien.

The coolest number in town, yo!
They wear sunnies and carry a skateboard around with them.

"Your homeboy Nine's back in town!"

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Urban Nine

Urban Nine a guy who fucks you in your sleep

Man bro it felt like Urban Nine was inside me

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Nine crows

7 Crows Meaning
It denotes travel or moving from your house.

8 Crows Meaning
This signifies sorrowful events.

9 Crows Meaning
This means you’re going to have a lemon ice tea - gifted or purchased by yourself

Pauly: Hey Ash, I just saw nine crows!!

Ash: Nine!! Oh that means you’re going to have a lemon ice tea soon!!

by Paulywolf June 22, 2022

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