U tire

When you are an asshole.

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024

tire snake

Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck

Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!

by Dirtymyrtlelandshark August 31, 2022

tired dog

just a random thing that popped into my head

tired dog in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

Oklahoma tire swing

You know exactly what it is.

My wife's pissing me off!
I'm bout' to give that bitch an Oklahoma tire swing!

by Beachpartysteve December 24, 2023

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

barking tires

Peeling out, burning rubber. The sound made when one floors it causing the tires on a car or truck to squeal loudly.

After the car meet people stood on the sidewalk to watch the cars drive away. They were all barking tires as they left.

by Uh_Cool_Dood January 8, 2022