Sword

Chad: "Bro last night I slapped my sword all over Jessica
by OOFERGOOFER May 31, 2019
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Sword

A device used to clean out the ear
Hey bro why did u take that sword?

My ears tingling.
by Kidsinmybasementwontshutup December 07, 2021
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Sword

When a baseball player swings foolishly at a pitch outside of the strike zone to strike out.
(Strikes out player) "Sword!"
by Baseballplayer05 May 20, 2024
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Swords

An epic duel (some call it a dance) in which each contestant attacks the opponents pee steam in the same urinal! In effort to over power their stream. To prove once and for all! You have a greater penile velocity , or possibly just heavier flow!
Hey guys! Anybody want to play swords?
by swords January 07, 2018
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Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.
The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.
by Solid Mantis August 09, 2020
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French Sword Fight

When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.
So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.
by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018
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struggle sword

A male phallus that cannot get hard ( erectile disfunction )
I woke up next to this fat beast the next morning, man did I have a "struggle sword"!
by nakaknak November 14, 2007
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