Crab People

It is assumed Crab people have lived underground or inside the queer eye for the straight guy men. That is incorrect. In fact the Crab People simply evolved to look, smell, and seem human, but they are not. Really, they are just any annoying person with something shoved their respective bungholes.

Did you hear Sarah Palin's response about death Panels? She must be a crab people

Greg is such a niggardly crab people

by Eskimo Rasta Salad Bro January 31, 2010

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Fluffy Crab

A small crab with magnetic hands. Susceptible to attatching onto metal nipple clamps.

Ouch, I appear to have a fluffy crab attached to my nipple.

by The Salty Sultanan January 16, 2009

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Snow Crabs

Someone that has the Sexually Transmitted disease, Crabs, and has genital dandruff.

Guy 1: "Man she didn't have just crabs. She had Snow Crabs!"
Guy 2: "AW SHIT MAN. IS YOUR DICK ITCHY?"

by Taraisawesomest October 26, 2015

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Crab Farmer

A synonym to the word male prostitute. A person who has sex frequently.

Ex) That crab farmer was all over you!

by Taylor Sasso January 1, 2009

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Crab Garden

Massive infestation of crabs on your pubes. Usually on loose jailbait or crack whores.

"Damn, China has a crab garden bigger than sea world!"

by Spike Savage November 14, 2007

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Crab Dust

crab dust is a fine powder that beagles with small crab eyes shed when they shake head to tail. It also smells of the ocean and can be used as a food condiment.

Yo Susan, pass me the crab dust pot over please, I want to sprinkle some on my cornflakes!

by Skwisgaar84 December 7, 2018

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