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Wilson

The guy in your group of friend that always makes an excuse to not hang out
“ I called mike to meet me for a drink, but that mother fucker wilsoned it and didnt show
by Skizeast December 18, 2018
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wilson

an absolute insane british boy of a being (maybe alien) who is extremely nosey and somehow teleports but also fades into the background
Heyyyyy!”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”

“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”
by grandpatastesbad June 3, 2022
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Matthew Wilson

Matthew Wilson is a silly blobby boy. He has been struggling to come out as Mr. Blobby for a long time, and has been seen watching Blobby XXX in his room. Everybody has a responsibility to ensure that Matthew feels safe and can come out in his own time.
Matthew Wilson you silly blobby boy, you silly blobby boy
by Blobby Master October 7, 2021
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skate wilson

Skate Wilson is a great man who skated this earth and now he has the chance to skate as hard as he skates yo mom
Friend: you know skate Wilson

Other Friend: no why

Friend: he’s a great kid lol xd
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Wilson

1) Being autistic .
2) Stealing

3) Buying overpriced stuff and claims he's under the Financial Assistance Scheme.
1) why the fuck are u being so Wilson ??
2) John just Wilson-ed your money.
3) Hey! I just WILSON-ED a bag at Bugis Junction!
by WilsonTheAutisticBuckTooth April 26, 2017
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A Ghetto Wilson

Means, u ate a stale Hotpocket, and reheated the parts left and ate it with a fork.. aka, the readiness to do something is sketchy enough that even though thorough thoughtful thoughts Regard importance of any instructions, it’s soggy.
Ghetto Wilson: Defined

Ghetto Wilson, A Ghetto Wilson, A Situation boiling to a simp-ass meaningful moment, but it is still simp Az Fuck

“Dude It’s so hard not to Ghetto Wilson, bro”
“I know, it’s like so wack not to, bro”
“Bro! I know!”
by Lil goretext_legend February 17, 2021
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Jasmin Wilson

Someone who is with or going to marry an Ian Wilson or a Connor Wilson, she is a very romantic and a very beautiful girl, with a moddest touch
Jasmin wilson is such a stunnah, she is going to marry connor wilson
by Kathy Long March 28, 2009
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