holden wilson

W free time

holden wilson has W free time

by croatianrabi September 21, 2022

Harvey Wilson

Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.

"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"

"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."

by Hahasquid December 10, 2014

Ben Wilson

Is a asshat that loves warbo

Omg it's ben Wilson that loves warbo

by Vege55 February 12, 2025

Rosie Wilson

Rosie Wilson is an absolute brilliant character, if you buy her anything she won't repay you in materialistic things but rather with compassion. She is a shit lier, n tells the most cheesiest jokes and laughs at the most stupidest things. She loves St Bernards and Chinchillas. She normally will have a dad the doesn't shit sitting down rather hovering above the surface. Rosie Wilson will have a messy room that is sometimes clean and at most 4 fruit fly's in it. But all round Rosie Wilson is the most cuddliest girl, the most funniest, smartest and the most gorgeous round town. If you ever meet Rosie Wilson you better cherish it coz it could be your last.

P.S She has the best dog in the entire universe called Millie.

"Wow have you seen Rosie Wilson she's not all there"

by Sambo Of The Dunne December 06, 2021

Wilson

1) Being autistic .
2) Stealing

3) Buying overpriced stuff and claims he's under the Financial Assistance Scheme.

1) why the fuck are u being so Wilson ??
2) John just Wilson-ed your money.
3) Hey! I just WILSON-ED a bag at Bugis Junction!

by WilsonTheAutisticBuckTooth April 26, 2017

Wilson

The guy in your group of friend that always makes an excuse to not hang out

“ I called mike to meet me for a drink, but that mother fucker wilsoned it and didnt show

by Skizeast December 19, 2018

Wilson

An absolute ass. Throws bricks when he's angry, aimed at you. Every sentence he says contains 50 swearwords. Hits you so hard that you cry. Tries to impale you with a really pointy stick when he gets the chance. Someone who everyone hates.

"It's Wilson, run away quickly before he sees you,"
"Aah, it's Wilson with a brick!"

by ⠀ June 06, 2022