break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner.

He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

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granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.

Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.

by C. E. Short April 20, 2016

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crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

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CHICKEN JOCKEY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

by HOODCLASSIC🗣️🔥 May 20, 2025

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Chicken Jockey

Steve's greatest line in A Minecraft Movie and if you disagree you can suck my ass.

"Chicken Jockey" shouted Jack Black as the entire movie theater erupted.

by Joe_Balls April 9, 2025

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Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.

Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.

by Johno Dox August 25, 2022

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