christmas cat

A cat who loves to celebrate christmas with their friends. These cats often get dressed by humans in different christmas-clothing and they watch christmas-movies and eat christmas-cookies with humans.

Hey! There is a christmas cat in my refridgerator!

by theurbanestofthemall December 3, 2016

ruined christmas

nuking the north pole

Bob Ruined Christmas!

by Josh B. Rena June 5, 2021

Merry Christmas

What someone says when they just had good sex

After all that merry Christmas everybody

by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021

jew christmas

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.

I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!

by Holiday one March 8, 2017

Christmas Whore

An annoying fuck who loves Christmas and pretends like it's Christmas all year round.

Jake: let's watch a movie
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

Christmas perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year

What time off have you got of christmas?

I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

Christmas Monday

The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday

"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"

"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."

by bingolingo December 28, 2011