A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.
Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.
I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...
I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...
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I want a TechBabe.
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A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.
“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”
by Prof Bruce April 5, 2010
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Harold has succumbed to techamphetamine addiction and can no longer function in reality. He lost his connection and went into a coma.
by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010
Get the techamphetamine mug.A word to describe someone who is technologically capable/knowledgeable. A basic combination of the words techknowledgy and knowledgeable.
Pronounced as Tech-knowledgeable.
Pronounced as Tech-knowledgeable.
My Grandma is so techknowledgeable. She definately knows how to use all the latest tech! Way ahead of her friends who still use casset tapes.
by Fantom Phreeke June 5, 2010
Get the Techknowledgeable mug.When an issue in a computer seems to be fixed when you are on the phone with tech support, but as soon as you are off the phone, the issue comes back full fledged.
Britney: Is your computer fixed?
Alyssa: No, its acting weird still.
Britteny: Wasn't it working when you were on the phone with John before today?
Alyssa: Yes, but its not working anymore. It stopped working as soon as we hung up.
Britteny: I guess your computer has tech support syndrome.
Alyssa: Yeah.
Alyssa: No, its acting weird still.
Britteny: Wasn't it working when you were on the phone with John before today?
Alyssa: Yes, but its not working anymore. It stopped working as soon as we hung up.
Britteny: I guess your computer has tech support syndrome.
Alyssa: Yeah.
by Mc'Blindy June 14, 2010
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Guy1: Dude, I lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! Is every girl so bad with technology?
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.
by aileronrider07 July 6, 2010
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