Stoner Story

When someone is trying to tell you a story about when they were stoned or while they were smoking and they end the story with "...I think".

"So I rolled this super fat dooby and hot boxed the shit out of my car and went to taco bell and munched SOOOOOO HARD...I think."
"Bro that's a straight up stoner story!" HAHAHAHAH

by KingSqueegee420 January 3, 2011

Stoner Syndrome

When a stoner consistently looses and/or misplaces things, becomes forgetful, laughs at stupid things, and/or asks stupid questions.

"dude. i lost my keys, my phone, my wallet, &even my left shoe today! what is going on with me?

Bro, sounds like you've got stoner syndrome..

by thnksfrnthng October 4, 2010

stoner sloth

An Australian smoker. Most commonly seen in their anti-marijuana commercials.

Oh Stoner sloth.

by AvocadoSwag April 10, 2016

baba shoper

someone that uses real money to buy items in an online role playing game

that guys spent all his usd on this game because he like to be a baba shoper

by kmaticbeats December 1, 2009

power stoner

A sub-genre of heavy metal music pioneered by the Polish band Stoneache. It combines stoner, southern, doom and groove metal with messy and/or monumental structures and huge dose of energy. Confusing lyrics included.

"It's groovy, heavy and it kicks ass. Sounds like power stoner to me..."
"This stuff is boring and predictable, definately NOT a power stoner jam."

by tomztomz91 July 12, 2012

taco bell stoner

When you get really high and go eat at taco bell you become a taco bell stoner.

Get out of this reseraunt you fucking taco bell stoner

by skylercampbell12 November 12, 2015

stoner

someone who is constantly on drugs and getting high(me) and is commonly mistaken for a person who is violent and tempermental, although their not...their often peaceful and laid-bakc, quite fun actually...even though they can be mean to select people at times, their awesome..mike rest peacefully we love you..CANNOT BE SELF-PROCLAIMED

she is such a stoner

by stupid girl May 3, 2005