Involves wearing a Texas catheter (condom style urinary catheter) and concealing it in your pants, sock and shoe. A hole is cut in the soul of the shoe permitting exit of the catheter tube. Ideal for work when you are unhappy with the general environment. One can soil the elevator carpeting on the way up and mingle around the office during the day causing the unpleasant aroma of urine. It can be utilized at will but don't cause suspicion by drinking water all day long.
I was written up and got a pay cut all in the same day so later that week after a trip to the medical supply store, I did the Texas Wet Step for some discrete revenge.
by Bugsy McDingle December 03, 2012
Another phrase for diarrhea. Basically when you shit and piss out your ass at the same time. A derivative of jenkem
by joestealthmode October 06, 2016
A father figure to a child that is not married to the mother.
A father figure that stepped-up to the plate.
A father figure that stepped-up to the plate.
by BoxedCheri February 16, 2017
I miss 3 steps ahead.
by AcneAndAnthrax May 04, 2015
by ukfxjesus March 07, 2012
drinking half(or partial) a bottle of liquor with more alcohol content than near beer and then pretending to be more messed up than everyone else drinking heavier stuff
clint is also known as half step cause all he ever does is start a drink, doesnt finish it then acts 10x more drunk than everyone else
by assclown123789456 July 12, 2010
by AnonymousMan314502 March 08, 2020