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Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!
by LadyGoGoGo October 16, 2010
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Shitty

Collective term to describe weather conditions... generally falling in between a full storm and overcast skies.
I would go to the beach today but the weather is so shitty
by AskAdam September 15, 2004
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shitty

see paul bako and rap.
Paul Bako is pretty shitty today. No, wait ,he's always shitty.
by rapsux February 20, 2005
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shitty

Looking nice or thinking you can not be touched by another person of thing.
My Bitch is lookin shitty!
by Buffy16 January 29, 2007
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Shitty Comeback

"your mom!"

"dude that was a shitty comeback"
by genlo January 18, 2009
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shitty two-step

a sexual act that involves taking a shit and proceeding to put it in your partner's ass. After this proceed to have anal sex and then have your partner shit it out making it a two-step shit
man I needed to shit and have sex; so I did the shitty two-step
by smallballer March 20, 2009
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shitty morning

the process of shitting with out wiping then bending over on top of one of your friends while their sleeping, then punching them in the stomach which makes their head spring into your unwiped asshole.
makai: i just gave jack a shitty morning

jack:FUCK!!!!
by bitchass111 May 7, 2010
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