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Simone

A new breed of dog.

Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.

Has a mustache like a shnauzer.

Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.

Male version is called Simon.
Simone the bitch and Simon the dog had puppies.

Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.
by Sheoooooowwww February 5, 2010
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Simone

A total bitch. She'll steal your boyfriend, your best friend, and will make you feel like garbage. She was super popular in highschool and middleschool, and she'll never let you forget it.
Guy: "Damn, she's such a Simone."
by Professor Kiwi September 4, 2016
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Simone Simons

Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.
Guy 1: What was Joe doing last night?

Guy 2: Not sure, probably fapping to Simone Simons again.
by Omni64 February 22, 2010
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Simington

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.
John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.
by Stage Name April 18, 2007
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Simone

A meme boy. The one who loves lana del ray and panic! Atthe disco, a little too much. Hella gay and really ugly even though everyone says he's pretty. Doesn't like gender but does love cats.
"Ugh Simone must be near by."
"How do you know that?"
*In the distance you can hear 'here comes dat boi' blasting*
by G.ayboi July 13, 2017
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simon

Simon is a common slang term in Kent England for someone who is annoying and cocky. Someone who is not well liked and needs a slap. Other words for Simon are Cunt, bell end and fucktard
That guy is such a massive Simon. I can't stand him
by smallwillybilly December 22, 2015
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SIMONAS

Mom: Did you Simonas

Not mom now:Yes
by CasLover June 1, 2019
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