shrimped up

When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.

My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.

by Awesomator77 May 14, 2024

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Dookie shrimp

Alternatively “Cool man” mostly pertaining to someone getting drunk or high

Friend: I’m gunna get fucked up this weekend

You : dookie shrimp

by Not me I think April 2, 2024

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Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

by MasterData November 11, 2021

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verb meaning to lay down in a position where put your head as close to your torso as possible, meanwhile your legs are joined and stretched and arms are holding your knees from behind. this position resembles the shape of a shrimp. cats are particularly good at shrimping.

bro i wish to shrimp as hard as my cat can
my back hurts from yesterday's shrimping session

by kajulindA January 18, 2021

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shrimp cage

The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.

See definition: lobster cage

Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”

Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”

*(Not) Dave bursts through door*

(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”

Linda: “This is my brother...?”

by Not Dave. June 2, 2020

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Jumbo Shrimp

Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.

Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."

by SirGrammarNazii February 10, 2021

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