Poor Fishing

The act of bring any amount of money (the funnest would be a lot of change) to school or any social group and you have to wait until you make a big circle. You would throw the money down on the floor and just watch your dumb ass poor friends scramble and pile each other for it. Make sure the money is directly in the circle so everyone can crash into each other. Change is the best experience since you could throw quarter after quarter and watch people tear each other's assholes for it. Basically for the LULZ

friend 1: Hey man lets go play poor fishing
friend 2: ok, hold on let me jizz on the dollar first
friend 1: XD

by Patrick Bateman_Killer1989 October 4, 2014

poor man’s lemonade

marmalade

did you guys know marmalade is often referred to as poor man’s lemonade?

by xmasanarchist September 20, 2022

Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.

Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.

by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010

poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.

I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.

by AcidityBM December 25, 2023

Christmas poorness

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor

This DAMN Christmas Poorness

by Hot Poket April 21, 2018

Poor Store

A thrift store. Not derogatory, used only to describe the general low prices of resold/donated items with a convenient rhyme. Can be used to describe national chains like Goodwill or local thrift shops and sometimes surplus/salvage stores.

1) "Hey, where'd you find that copy of Chibi Robo? Aren't those kind of expensive?"

"Yeah, I got real lucky at the poor store last time I went, guess someone donated it."

2) "Dude, you should come with me to the poor store sometime, there's always cool stuff in there. I bought a bunch of out of print books for way less than a lot of eBay listings."

3) "That's a snazzy suit, where'd you get it?"

"You'd never believe this, but I got it at the poor store! It's amazing what people will get rid of."

4) "If you're looking for old vinyl records, chances are you can find some at a poor store, I've found several at good prices that way."

by MarioGuy789 November 22, 2021

Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012