Lil pony bitch

When someone is being a major pussy and too afraid to do anything

Rob quit being a lil pony bitch and go ask that shorty out you been sweating on.

by Boris and natasha August 21, 2016

Pony Punching Bag

In doggy-style, make sure your girl has her hair up. Then, repeatedly punch the back of her head while holding her ponytail. Like a punching bag.

“Yeah last night I got a little too rough with my girl doing Pony Punching Bag, had to call an ambulance…”

by PPBEnjoyer December 15, 2021

pony pecker in a jockstrap

a hotdog

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish

by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016

pwned like a pony

The ultimate disgrace to another person

Dude you got pwned like a pony in cs last night.

by xiphias March 2, 2005

PONIES MY ASS

When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies

Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES

Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT

Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020

One Horse Pony

A misstated version of "one trick pony," used when you gamble with a brain fart and lipshit yourself.

Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony," Biden replied as he made his way offstage.

by Daniel Favor December 23, 2020

Ride the Boney Pony

When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.

My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009