A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

by MYDADDYISTHECEOOFMICROSOFT January 6, 2016

by Hypofox April 8, 2024

one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.
by mollygail468 January 6, 2018

a big patty is a very disgusting meal.
it contains rotten substances that no one likes.
Big patty is flakey and yucky to the taste.
it contains rotten substances that no one likes.
Big patty is flakey and yucky to the taste.
Person 1: Have you tried a big patty?
Person 2: No. Is it good?
Person 1: Definitely not. Never have one.
Person 2: No. Is it good?
Person 1: Definitely not. Never have one.
by SweatyGamer2000 April 4, 2021

1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.
2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.
2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.
by waluigimaniac December 27, 2021

by Emmiebabbie December 2, 2020
