man-wagon

A man-wagon is the car equivalent of a man-purse. A purse is typically only carried by a woman. A man carrying a Pony Express Bag is acceptable. A man carrying anything less than this is not acceptable - as demonstrated my many metrosexuals. A man-wagon is the equivalent of a Soccer-mom driving an SUV, or a woman carrying a purse. So, a man driving a man-wagon is only acceptable if the man-wagon is a truck or 4x4; anything less than this is not acceptable. The archtype man-wagon is a 2005 Dodge Magnum station wagon. Most men driving a Dodge Magnum station wagon also carry a man-purse that is not a Pony Express Bag.

Look at that Dodge Magnum man-wagon parked in front of Banana Republic.

by Paul Grimes February 28, 2006

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covered wagon party

In a prison cell, prisoners arrange three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. In the middle of this a gang rape can continue for an extended amount of time.

The three teens convicted in the beating and robbery of a 98-year-old woman deserve nothing less than a covered wagon party.

by xut July 15, 2008

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wangin wagon

P-Winzor of all other vehicles in Logan County, jealous jews often make fun of its large seating capacity which often is filled with their moms. Other jews however like to hate on the wing and wang, they however do not have vehicles of their own, and have to ride the "cheese" wagon. Therefore they use a wagon too.

The wangin wagon p-winz joo !

by owneroftehwagon October 30, 2003

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