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fun prevention officer

A person, usually a significant other, who is often seen as the quasher of fun during what should be a fun day or night out.

Often referred to as an FPO.
I would be keen to go to this event and more than happy to leave the “Fun Prevention Officer” at home!
by bananacrisp April 13, 2019
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Pack his office

How was your night ? it was long he let me pack his office
by garant247 January 14, 2018
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Revenue collection officer

The difference between a police officer and an asshole who was bullied throw out school so they have to take it out on society.
Look at that {revenue collection officer} hiding way back there with no lights on. The work he does gets the real offenders. Why arrest drug dealers and rapist when you can ticket Someone whose simply driving a faster louder better car.
by The real true story June 30, 2017
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Office-drone Speedball

Similar in concept to the Speedball drug cocktail, except using only legal drugs, in this case the depressant qualities of alcohol and stimulant effects of caffeine in place of heroin and cocaine.

This covers everything from Irish Coffee to neat vodka with a 5 hour energy chaser, anything that will leave you with all the energy of a sober person and none of the decision making capacity.
Friend: How are you able to keep working on that paper? You're wasted!

Me: Office-drone Speedball baby, try it some time!
by Mike What January 25, 2020
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beverage dissemination officer

I am a Beverage Dissemination Officer for a living.
by Merry Dankmas October 20, 2020
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the office of the former president

On January 25th, 2021, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” The Office will be responsible for managing Mr. Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance his "America first" agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.

This official office is acknowledged by over 70 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.
Never before was there an office of the president elect, or the office of the former president, guess Trump just likes building new things :)
by BDHN January 26, 2021
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Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer
by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022
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