Michael is a very funny guy but can get very triggered very easily he punched me at school this is the definition of fake you thought your definition was right WHO THE FUCK DO YA THINK YA IS LIKE MICHAEL IS THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER HE DUMPED ME IN 2 SECONDS AND HE WILL CHEAT BE WARNED HE IS A FUCK BOY AND A PLAYER JUST LIKE THE NAME PATRICK he is also very ugly and will probably have cancer before he's 30 making his grey hair all fall out. He will swallow your unborn twins and has many feet fetishes including baldness
by Bella Iameo February 17, 2018
Michael is a smart and very attractive to women. He is very smooth and nice in bed. He has a micrometer of a small penis.
by SexySlinderMan May 24, 2019
He’s usually In the bathroom at the biggest party of the year and has a one friend who takes a quantum Nano technology CPU also know as a SQUP and has been called a loser by that said friend YEA JEREMY YOU HEARD ME U DICK
by Muffin chan February 15, 2020
A great friend who is very (cocky) and really sporty and has a good attitude to every thing very good looking and can be very helpful and very smart ps can be a dumb ass at some times
by Jfcjvf October 05, 2018
An injury of the knee and ankles that occurs when a small person out dribbles an adult male playing defense. The michaeled injury can be devastating and leave sufferers more unathletic than they already were.
by MoistCrevice July 13, 2020
michael is a simp bitch, he will ditch every chance to play with the boys for a quick simp. his mom is super nice and i like her cooking.
by simpPolicelol August 26, 2020