1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.

Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!

by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025

team meeting

Smoke some chronic under the radar before an event of any kind

Floyd: We need to win this softball game to get the trophy, man.
Ray: I know, I suggest a team meeting before we play.
Floyd: Good idea. I will bring some Blue Dream and the one hitter.

by dontshitthebed January 19, 2024

a meet head

the girl who goes to NA meetings to find her next boyfriend

the girl is a meet head. she slept with ~ and then he relapsed she now she’s sleeping with ~ bc her sobriety. even though she never did drugs.

by puthysthlayer July 27, 2023

Meet

Meeting someone

I meet you yesterday

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Gucci meeting

Best meeting in Orange County

Bill:Hey what meeting are going to tonight?

Bob: Gucci Meeting, it’s the best meeting in OC!

by Dr Bob November 8, 2023

meet me at the coffee shop

An Indian song made with pure Indian delicacy

"bro wanna listen to the song that goes like meet me at the coffee shop?2

by Oilymen November 30, 2023

Meet-Fat

A potential meet-cute, but with a fat chick.

Since that blind date, meet-fat disaster, I haven’t even tried trying back on Bumble.

by Sambonater21 February 6, 2022