Maria De los Angeles Martinez

Maria De los Angeles Martinez is an AMAZING WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE! Whenever your around her, you know you'll have a good time. Shes fun, charismatic, and loving! When you have a Maria De los Angeles Martinez in your life, take good care of her!

Boy #1:Dayum... you know Maria,
Boy#2: Which one?
Boy#1: Maria De los Angeles Martinez.
Boy#2 Oh yeah she hella fine!
Boy#1: Frfr

by welovekianoreeves June 11, 2023

Sweet Ass Maria Sally Muzzone

Phrase shouted in excitement

I got the dis from Rach last nite, sweet ass maria sally muzzone!!!!

by Avi February 28, 2003

cala maria x mugman

This is a FanFic in which Mugman and Cala Maria are in love.

cala maria x mugman is my headcanon.

by TheRealMugman October 8, 2020

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkey

An ice cream float made with a heavy stout.

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkeys were damn good after a month at sea.

by Tomonono December 13, 2019

Leonor santa maria lopes neves Carvalho

The greatest best friend to ever exist, makes everyone's day better and brings a smile to your face. Can mostly be dumb and stupid at times but also love to watch anime and cosplay. Very helpful, kind, caring, pretty, amazing ect. They are also the therapist/Mom friend of the group :)

Leonor santa maria lopes neves Carvalho is very kind but can also be a bitch (Aiden)

by zay <3 March 16, 2022

Maria How

A stinky mater student

“Oh god don’t talk to her , she’s a maria how”

by Cristyborla February 10, 2022

maria

maria is the best friend ever. if you ever meet one, NEVER EVER let her go. she’s kind, funny and smart, AND DROP DEAD GORGOUS. she gets insecure at times but always remind her she’s pretty. if you know her your lucky but if you guys ever become close make sure to treat her like a queen bc she is one. ily maria<33.

“maria is the bestfriend i ever had!”
“maria is literally drop dead gorgous.”

by gab2swag November 24, 2021