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by Person2PsstItsActuallyPeson1 February 28, 2020

Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.

Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.

"Oh my God, is Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Illinois"
"Thank you for your service Gail Lewis"

by HoeCheeks November 26, 2023

Lewis

hottest guy on earth unless they are a woman... nothing personal

Damn Lewis pop off king, Your so hot rn im going to nut

by YourGuideToToxicity January 5, 2023

Lewis brett

An absolute moronic rent boy, which bangs in about the one time he was wanted off by Harvey Price

U wish I was Lewis Brett.

by Ericshaun247 November 23, 2021

Lewi

Sexy.

Wow! Now that's a lewi!

by Notlewi'spartned November 23, 2021

Lewis Chapman

A scottish celebrity musician gaining over half a million views on social media with his music

Are you going to see lewis chapman perform live?

by [ADMIN]Oriel April 7, 2019

Lewis

Someone with a massive penis and gets girls if he thinks they are fit and is smart and will go from far to having a six pack with a good personality and will succeed in a lot of ways

Oh my god that lad is a right Lewis

Have you met my brother he's a Lewis

That boy over there is a Lewis

Everybody needs a Lewis

by Truth teller 11111111 December 7, 2019