Legend cow

A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.

Everyone praise the legend cow.

by michihaha January 3, 2017

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im da legend thanos

if you say this you certainly meet ur end with a fork.

HER: *walks infront of a large stadium*
EVERYONE: *cheering*

HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.

EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*

by Mattran January 4, 2025

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Legend of Fucki

No one knows what the Legend of Fucki is. It is yet to be discovered.

Rishav: Yo you know fucki?
Aarav: WAT?
Rishav: The legend of Fucki.😌

by Penravcado August 5, 2024

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Legend Dale Jones

Legend Dale Jones other known as short midget man spawns commonly in Arkansas and is very aggressive for their size. They are known to move mountains, speak with animals, and other dwarvenly magic. As well as making makais get back to work.

The legend Dale Jones is a common sight but hard to spot from his shortness

by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024

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little league legend

The worst human beings on the planet. The scum of the Earth

Little League Legends are baseball players who suck in travel ball and high school but they were only “good in” little league.

These are the people who the coaches had to put in the game because “everyone plays”

“wow that kid sucks...that’s a little league legend right there.”

by I hate little league legends May 22, 2018

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