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Jon moshe

A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.
“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”

*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”
by Rollo423 October 2, 2022
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Jon

Someone that typically gets carried in warzone
Man, this random in our team is such a Jon
by Dth562 September 13, 2020
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jon cobb

the legend that nails homeruns and smashes hoes out of the park. Jon Cobb is the GOAT and he is a student at Oliver Ames high school.
Jon Cobb hit a dinger in the feast in Long Island
by treva slaya September 15, 2016
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Jon

put a condom on we don't want a Jon he has information on the Clintons
by jnigger November 23, 2021
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jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.
That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.
by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013
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Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.
I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!
by Solus_OS January 22, 2022
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big daddy jon

big daddy jon is a big badass that can call you baby boi when you pass him in the hall or at a Raider meet
big daddy jon helped me get over that 12 foot wall in december
by Baby Boi Brendan February 24, 2022
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