Laundry Basket

call your friend this when a substitute teacher asks their name. trust me.

his name is laundry basket but likes being called LB

by Dusty_Bath June 5, 2021

colorful basket

A shopping basket full of junk food which comes in multi-colored packaging, such as chips, candy, snack cakes, soda, ice cream, cookies, etc.

"When you see someone with a colorful basket at Walmart, I guarantee they're about to slide the EBT."

by z497622 December 18, 2024

Ham in a basket

A salty vagina in a pair of old worn out booty shorts. One may find Ham in a Basket at their local Wal-Mart.

Damn, did you see that Ham in a Basket?

I can smell that Ham in a Basket from a mile away.

by FunnyAshley June 3, 2016

Cum basket

When a group of people (most of the time virgins) group up in a circle while they all hold the same basket in one hand while mastubating in it

“Dude me Kyle, Ross and Dave had a great time cum basketing

by Brosama binladen April 18, 2020

Basket Time

When a group a guys that are usually gay throw you into the dirty laundry basket, in the locker room

"Basket Time!" Yelled Anaya as he chucked Aiden into the dirty Laundry basket.

by Du Man who knows the right way December 6, 2019

basket ride

When a girl lays you back on a pool table, pulls your pants down past your knees, and strips of her clothes. She then sits on your dick in the pike position and reaches up to grab the ceiling fan. Then another chick turns the switch on. As the girl begins to spin in circles, she lifts herself up and down.

I nutted in 15seconds during that basket ride.

by Cowbo3y33 May 5, 2022

Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.

1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!

by Boodreaux November 22, 2019