Cootie Hooter

A cootie hooter is a horrible slur that no one should ever be called

If someone calls you a cootie hooter you should rethink your life decisions

Gunz: Rakim you are a cootie hooter

Rakim: Wtf why

by Shizmal August 7, 2024

Femboy hooters

Hooters filled with femboys that put special sauce on everything.

"Yo bro want to go to Femboy Hooters"
"I want to sex the Femboy Hooters"

by Help_-Me_-Please_- March 26, 2024

doordashing hooters

You've chosen the most efficient way to solve a problem but totally missed the point.

Yesterday John just read a review of a movie instead of watching it. He was totally doordashing hooters.

by jibo jingo April 2, 2024

Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.

Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.

by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024

Vegan Hooters

Alternative name for TownHall, a two location Ohio "health" food restaurant which serves sides of crack cocaine and a dessert of sexual harassment.

Vegan Hooters or Nowhere for Monday Vegan Night, served with a side of crack and a roofied beer!

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025

dope smokin hooter head

Someone who is actually dumb,crazy, and or cracked up. You would usually use this term is you’re disappointed in them or as an Insult. This could also mean to be funny thing to call your friends.

David just attacked the teacher,probably cause he’s a dope smokin hooter head.

by Dopesmokinhooterhead May 24, 2020

Puff down on a hooter

Smoke a Fat Blunt!

They wanted to go out for drinks, but I’d rather just stay home and puff down on a hooter.

by Just_The_Tipp October 1, 2020